Candles

So, I bought some candles today. Here's what the warning label on the back had to say:

*Please use the goods with the good flow of the air and a suitable case.
*When the candle is burning or right after putting off a fire, don't touch it, otherwise, you may burn with it.
*Be careful with the sudden fall that is caused by the earthquake and the wind.
*Don't put the goods near the thing which burns easily, children and pets.
*When you put off the fire, don't water it.
*This is not a food, so don't put it in the mouth.

Not bad, I realize, especially in comparison with a lot of the Engrish that's out there, but I suppose I was just in a chuckling mood tonight.